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Dear Tech Support ,



I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected child processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure.



In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization where it monitors all other activities of the system. Applications such as Boys Night Out 2.5 and Golf 5.3 no longer run and they crash the System whenever selected.



Attempting to operate Sunday Football 6.3 always fails but Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run any of my favorite applications.



I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 but de-install does not work on this program as easily as one would expect. Please Help!!



Thank You.



Joe "