Cool one.............. I call it.....


An inventor goes to the patent office, sees the patent officer and says, 'I've got an invention; it's a folding bottle. I call it a fottle, get it? Folding bottle - fottle.'

'Very nice, sir,' the patent officer says. 'Do you have any other inventions?'

'Yes, I do. I also have a folding carton; I call it a farton,' replies the inventor.

'I'm sorry, sir,' the officer says, 'but that is an inappropriate name; it's disgusting.'

'Oh,' groans the inventor, 'then I guess you wouldn't be interested in my folding bucket.' "